Thursday, December 23, 2010

Scientific methods to catch Veerappan the dacoit

1. Newton's Method:

Let Veerappan catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught Veerappan.

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of Veerappan. Due to higher relative velocity, Veerappan will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap Him easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability that Veerappan is in the Jungle. So set the sandal trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to Veerappan. Veerappan is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:

We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass it except Veerappan. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differentiation Method:

Integrate the forest over the entire area. Veerappan is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t Veerappan to trace out Veerappan.

7. The Banta's singh's Method

Don't even try. You'll get caught by Veerappan!

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