AcDc : some lyrics

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head

He's givin' you the blues

You wanna graduate but not in his bed

Here's what you gotta do

Pick up the phone, I'm always home

Call me any time

Just ring 36 24 36 hey

I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

You got problems in your life of love

You got a broken heart

He's double dealin' with your best friend

That's when the teardrops star fella

Pick up the phone, I'm here alone

Or make a social call

Come right in, forget 'bout him

We'll have ourselves a ball hey

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

Yeahhh

If you got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps naggin' at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts

Pick up the phone, leave her alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee, I'm happy to be

Your back door man hey

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) yeah

(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT

(Done dirt cheap)

Neck ties, contracts, high voltage

(Done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds,

...

Done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds,

Done dirt cheap, ahhhhh

Highway to Hell


Livin' easy, lovin' free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too
I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land
I'm on the highway to hell
(Don't stop me)
And I'm going down, all the way down
I'm on the highway to hell

Rocknrolla movie plot

When the wealthy Russian real estate tycoon and organized crime figure Omovich looks to Lenny for help on a major new deal, Lenny is eager to assist (for a very large fee, of course). Uri agrees to pay, and as a show of faith, he insists that Lenny borrow his "lucky painting". Uri then asks his accountant, Stella, to transfer the money to Lenny, but things quickly go awry when a band of thieves known as The Wild Bunch consisting of One Two and Mumbles- intercept the money before it reaches him (at the behest of Stella). Mumbles and One-Two see the heist as an opportunity to pay Lenny back a huge sum of money owed to him. Lenny had given them a loan to buy a building and then ordered the local Councillor to deny their petition, knowing the property would kick back to him. However, they are unaware that they are stealing from both Lenny and the Russian mob. To make matters worse, the lucky painting has mysteriously been stolen, and the number one suspect is Lenny's estranged stepson, crack-addicted rock star Johnny Quid (Toby Kebbell), who is presumed dead. As Lenny desperately tries to locate the painting, Uri calls in sadistic henchmen to recover his money.
In an attempt to find Johnny, Lenny and Archy enlist his former record producers Mickey (chris bridges) and Roman (jeremy piven) to track him down or else their concerts and clubs will be shut down.
After many side intrigues and cross-relations, Uri takes a decision on Stella who he has been smitten with for a long time. He arrives at Stella's house to seal their arrangements while also asking her to marry him, but spots his lucky painting in Stella's living room. On being asked how long she's had it, Stella says she's had it for years, not knowing it's actually Uri's. Betrayed and enraged, Uri orders his associate inside, presumably to kill her when the associate tells the driver to "hand him his gloves".
Meanwhile, Archy brings Johnny, the Wild Bunch, Mickey and Roman to Lenny's warehouse where Johnny begins to verbally provoke his crippled stepfather. Lenny then shoots Johnny in the stomach before he can finish what he says. Lenny then orders Johnny, Roman and Mickey be brought downstairs and executed. He then angrily demands that the Wild Bunch tell him where Uri's money is. Handsome Bob then suddenly calls out to Archy and offers Archy the documents in his jacket pocket which reveals to Archy that the "rat" in the ranks, codenamed "Sidney Shaw", was Lenny all along. Lenny had arranged with the police to routinely throw many of his associates in prison for years at a time in order to secure his own freedom. One Two, Mumbles and even Archy are among the people Lenny has ratted on over the years. With the information brought to light, Archy, enraged beyond belief at Lenny's treachery, orders Lenny's men to free the Wild Bunch and oversees Lenny's painful execution.
In the meantime, Johnny informs Mickey and Roman how they will be executed, prompting Lenny's man to move prematurely. Mickey and Roman intervene and kill their guard and then Johnny shoots two more men waiting at the top of the elevator. The Wild Bunch save them from the last remaining henchman (One-Two knocks him out from behind) and they all escape.
Some time later, Archy picks up a rehabilitated but still eccentric Johnny Quid from the hospital. Archy offers Uri's lucky painting to Johnny as a peace offering and "welcome home present", which Johnny happily accepts. Archy reveals to Johnny that obtaining the painting "cost a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg." The film closes with Johnny proclaiming that with his new freedom, he will do what he couldn't do before: "become a real RocknRolla". The end credits reveal that there will be a sequel titled "The Real RocknRolla".

Inception movie plot

Dominick Cobb (leonardo di caprio), along with point man Arthur (joseph gordon levitt), is on an "extraction" mission within the mind of a powerful Japanese businessman Saito (ken watanabe); a form a corporate espionage via dreams. Pain is felt in dreams, while death results in awakening. Cobb carries a "totem", a spinning top which spins endlessly if used in the dream, but topples in reality. The extraction fails because of Mal (marion cotillard), Cobb's dead wife; Cobb's memories of her haunt his dreams and sabotage his missions.
Saito reveals that he is in fact auditioning the team to perform the most challenging act of all: "inception" or entering dreams in order to implant an idea. Saito promises that if the mission is successful, he will have murder charges against Cobb cleared so Cobb can return to the U.S. and be reunited with his children. The target is Robert Fischer Jr. (cillian murphy), son of Saito's terminally ill corporate rival, Maurice Fischer (pete pastlethwaite). The objective is to convince Fischer Jr. to break up his father's empire. Cobb recruits Eames (tom hardy), a forger who can change appearance inside dreams, Yusuf (dileep rao), a sedative chemist, and Ariadne (ellen page), a student architect to design dream worlds. While training, Ariadne learns that Cobb and Mal had experimented in "limbo", a world of unconstructed dream space, for a seemingly indefinite time. Mal had come to accept limbo as reality, and when Cobb brought her out of limbo, she became insane and committed suicide; Cobb was charged for her murder and forced to flee the country.
To assure that Fischer Jr. believes he had conceived of the idea himself after inception, Cobb's team plans to engage in a three-layered dream-within-a-dream, each initiated by another team member while inside another dream. Because of the use of a more potent sedative to complete the job, death within the dream will not wake the sleeper but send them to limbo; to avoid this, they arrange to create a series of  "kicks"—such as falling from a height—that will awaken the sleepers from that dream back up to the previous one and eventually to reality. They plan to coordinate the kicks across the different timescales of each dream using music played to the dreamer, which can be heard by those in the dream. The dreamer of each layer will stay behind to protect the sleepers from subconscious projections and synchronize the kicks.
When the elder Fischer dies in Sydney, Saito buys the airline that Fischer Jr. is flying with and the team share the flight with Fischer Jr back to Los Angeles and drug him. They enter Yusuf's dream, a rainy downtown area, and kidnap Fischer Jr.. However, they come under attack from Fischer Jr's trained projections, and Saito is badly injured. Eames changes into Peter Browning (tom berenger), Fischer Jr's godfather, to suggest to Robert the false idea that Robert's father had created a second will locked in a vault, concepts meant to cause Robert to reconsider his relationship with his father. The team then enters a van and is sedated into Arthur's dream, a hotel, where the team convinces Fischer Jr. that the kidnapping on the first layer was orchestrated by Browning, and that he must enter his godfather's mind to determine his motives. They then enter a third layer, dreamt by Eames, where Fischer Jr. must break into a snowy mountain fortress to reveal the planted idea.
On this level, Fischer Jr. is killed by Mal before Cobb can stop her, and goes into limbo; Saito eventually succumbs to his wound and also enters limbo. Time is short as Yusuf has already initiated his kick by driving the van off a bridge, and Arthur, forced to work in freefall, prepares the kick in the hotel layer. Ariadne and Cobb decide there is enough time to follow Fischer Jr. down into limbo and confront Mal. Cobb refutes Mal's attempts to have him stay in limbo, as he comes to terms with himself. He reveals that he knew inception was possible as that is how he forced Mal to leave limbo by implanting the idea of questioning her reality in her after the two lived a virtual lifetime in the dream world. However, the idea grew out of control, and Mal killed herself, unable to accept reality as real. Cobb tells Mal that he knows her to be an imperfect projection of the real Mal. Enraged, Mal stabs him with a knife, but Ariadne is able to shoot her. Ariadne reluctantly agrees to wake to the previous layer by throwing herself and Fischer Jr. off a building, while Cobb stays to locate Saito.
Fischer Jr. and Ariadne return to the mountain fortress layer. In the final room of Fischer Jr's own subconscious, Fischer Jr. is successfully tricked into believing that his father wanted him to make his own choices. Fischer Jr. and the remainder of Cobb's team are woken out of the layers by the planted kicks, and return to Yusuf's dream. Meanwhile, Cobb discovers Saito has been waiting for decades and tells him that they need to return to reality. Saito's recollection of Cobb leads him to conclude that he is dreaming, and he reaches for a gun. Cobb then awakes on the plane, finding both his team and Fischer Jr. alive and well. Cobb enters the United States and finally returns home to his children. He spins his totem to test reality, but is distracted by the reunion.

How to :

clear your browser's cashe (firefox 1.5/2.0/3.0)

Every web browser stores a cache of the websites you visit (e.g. HTML pages, images) to reduce bandwidth usage and server load. This is called the browser's cache. Clearing it occasionally can free up space on your computers hard drive if it's running low. Since every browser is different, the following sections will outline the steps involved in clearing the cache for several popular web browsers.


Click the Tools menu, then select Clear Recent History.

Choose the time range of cache you'd like to clear.

Click on Details and make sure Cache is checked.

Select Clear Now.





create a password you can remember

In our modern society just about everything is password protected. Coming up with a password which is both easy to remember and safe is no easy task. Try one or all of these different techniques to create a secure but memorable password. 


01. Use software or, less reliable but usually effective enough, simply jot down letters and numbers as they come to your mind.

02. Take the name of the website and then add the last four digits of a friend's home phone number to the end. (Don't use your own phone number, since a clever hacker could try the same algorithm in a dictionary attack.) The password for wikiHow might be "wikiHow4588". This is by way of example only because it is too easy for others to figure out but you would add your own personal twist. Maybe you would spell wikihow backwards. The more steps in your algorithm, and the more unpredictable each step is, the more secure your password.

03. Choose a favorite number (or two), a favorite word (or two), a favorite symbol (or two). Add the first one (or two) symbols that come to mind when you see the website address or the most prominent words on the sign-in page. Choose an order and put them all together into one long string (for example, four and crazy and _ could change into four_crazy or _crafourzy)


04. Take a word or phrase and remove the vowels from it (for example, "eat the cheeseburger" becomes "tthchsbrgr").
 

05. Combine. A smart way to develop an easy to remember password is to combine three small words to make a single password. For example, you can use "howstopyes" or "earpengold". If you want an even easier to remember password, you can use words that are related to each other like "yesnomaybe". Be aware, however, that this is much less secure! It adds more security to capitalize the first letters of the different words: "ballzonecart" becomes "BallZoneCart".


06. Choose two words and combine their letters to create the password, choosing one letter of the first word and one letter of the second word, and repeating this until you get to the last letter of each word. An example could be: Words: house & plane Password: hpoluasnee




"train" a cellphone or a laptop battery

A cellphone or laptop battery that has lost it's "staying power" or ability to hold a charge for an extended period is a nuisance and can be costly to replace. There are steps you can take to help return some life to those old batteries, with a little patience and an adherence to these steps.

Make sure the battery is completely exhausted. Let your electronic device turn off by itself once the battery is "dead". It is important to start the process from this position because what you are really doing here is calibrating your device to know how much "juice" is in the battery. Your device needs to know what an exhausted battery "feels like", to know what the battery's range of charge can be.

Plug your device in and let it charge until it signifies you have charged it "completely". Four bars on a cellphone, full battery on a laptop, whatever it may say, it is probably wrong- and you should be able to tell because the device will not hold a charge for as long as you would like.

Take the device off of it's charger.

Remove the battery from the device. You should allow a few (5-10) seconds to pass to let any static charge in the device to dissipate before you put it back in.

Replace the battery in the device.

Reattach the device to it's charger. In most cases the device will again tell you that it is charging. Depending on the degradation of the battery, this charge MAY take as long as the initial charge did, or longer. Patience is paramount to success. Once the device again tells you it is fully charged.

Remove and replace the battery until the device only takes a few seconds to tell you it is fully charged after plugging it into it's charger. Each time you replace the battery and begin charging it again the time it takes for the device to tell you "Fully Charged" should be decreased. This is really where your patience is needed. You should not let the device stand idly telling you "Full Charge" for too long during this process. Try to stay involved with the device and your execution of these steps.

'Turn on the device and let it exhaust the battery through normal usage. Once you reach this point your battery should already display new life and last longer than before you started this process. Again it is important to let the battery fully "die" before you reattach the charger. Once your device has "died" and you "Fully Charge" it again, you may repeat steps 3-6 to determine whether or not the device is actually "Fully Charged".

GNR's Chinese Democracy : lyrics

01. all nightmare long

Luck runs out

Crawl from the wreckage one more time
Horrific memory twists the mind
Dark, rutted, cold and hard to turn
Path of destruction, feel it burn

Still-life incarnation
Still-life infamy
Hallucination, heresy
Still you run, what's to come?
What's to be?

Cause we hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down All Nightmare Long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every move we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down all nightmare long, yeah
Luck runs out
You crawl back in, but your luck runs out

(1,2)

Luck runs out

The light that is not light is here
To crush you out with your own fear
You hide, you hide, but will be found
Release your grip without a sound

Still-life immolation
Still-life infamy

Hallucination, heresy
Still you run

What's to come?
What's to be?

Cause we hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down All Nightmare Long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every move we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down all nightmare long, yeah
Luck runs out
You crawl back in, but your luck runs out

Ooh


(1,2,3,4)


Then you crawl back in
Into your obsession
Never to return
This is your confession

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down all nightmare long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every move we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down, All Nightmare Long, yeah
Luck runs out
You crawl back in, but your luck runs out

CAUSE LUCK RUNS OUT!


02. broken, beat and scarred

You rise, you fall, your down, then you rise again
What don't kill you make you more strong
You rise, you fall, your down, then you rise again
What don't kill you make you more strong

Rise, fall, down, rise again
What don't kill you make you more strong
Rise, fall, down, rise again
What don't kill you make you more strong

Through black days
Through black nights
Through pitch black insights

Breaking your teeth on the hard life coming
Show your scars
Cutting your feet on the hard earth running
Show your scars
Breaking your life
Broken, beat and scarred
But we die hard

The dawn, the death, the fight to the final breath
What don't kill you make you more strong
The dawn, the death, the fight to the final breath
What don't kill you make you more strong

Dawn, death, fight, final breath
What don't kill you make you more strong
Dawn, death, fight, final breath
What don't kill you make you more strong

They scratched me
They scraped me
They cut and rape me

Breaking your teeth on the hard life coming
Show your scars
Cutting your feet on the hard earth running
Show your scars
Breaking your life
Broken, beat and scarred
But we die hard

Breaking your teeth on the hard life coming
Show your scars
Cutting your feet on the hard earth running
Show your scars
Braiding your soul in a hard luck story
Show your scars
Spilling your blood in a hot suns foray
Show your scars
Breaking your life
Broken, beat and scarred
We die hard

We die hard
We die hard


03. cyanide

Sleep, and dream of this
Death angel's kiss
Brings final bliss
Come believe me!

Empty they say
Death, won't you let me stay?
Empty they say
Death, hear me call your name
Oh, call your name!

Suicide, I've already died
You're just the funeral I've been waiting for
Cyanide, living dead inside
Break this empty shell forevermore

Wait, wait patiently
Your death-black wings
Unfolding sleep
Spreading on me

Empty they say
Death, won't you let me stay?
Empty they say
Death, hear me call your name
Oh, call your name!

Suicide, I've already died
You're just the funeral I've been waiting for
Cyanide, living dead inside

Break this empty shell forevermore

Say, is that rain or are they tears?
That stained your concrete face for years
Crying, weeping, shedding strife
Year after year, life after life

A narrow freshly broken ground
A concrete angel laid right down
Upon the grave which swallows fast
It's peace at last
Oh, peace at last

Empty they say
Death, won't you let me stay?
Empty they say
Death, hear me call your name
Oh, call your name

Suicide, I've already died
You're just the funeral I've been waiting for
Cyanide, living dead inside
Break this empty shell forevermore

Forevermore!
Forevermore!
It's just the funeral I've been waiting for!



04. my apocalypse

Claustrophobic
Crawl out of this skin
Hard explosive
Reach in, pull that pin

Fear thy name extermination
Desacrate inhale the fire

So we cross that line
Into the grips
Total eclipse
Suffer unto my apocalypse!

Deadly vision
Prophecy revealed
Death Magnetic
Pulling closer still

Fear thy name annihilation
Desolate inhale the fire

So we cross that line
Into the grips
Total eclipse
Suffer unto my apocalypse!

My apocalypse… Go!

Crushing metal, Ripping Skin
Tossing body mannequin
Spilling Blood, Bleeding Gas

Mangle flesh, Snapping spine
Dripping bloody valentine
Shatter face, spitting glass

Split apart
Split apart
Split apart
Spit

Spit it out!

What makes me drift a litter bit closer
Dead man takes the steering wheel
What makes me know it's time to cross over
Words you repeat until I feel

See through the skin the bones they all rattle
Future and past they disagree
Flesh falls away the bones they all shatter
I start to see the end in me

See the end in me…
See the end in me…

Claustrophobic
Climb out of this skin
Hard explosive
Reach in, pull that pin

Violate, annihilate
All wounds unto my eyes
Obliterate, exterminate
And life itself, denied

Fear thy name as hell awakens
Destiny, Inhale the Fire

But we've cross that line
Into the grips
Total eclipse
Suffer unto my apocalypse!

Tyrants awaken my apocalypse!
Demon awaken my apocalypse!
Heaven awaken my apocalypse!
Suffer forever my apocalypse!


05. suicide and redemption song

(instrumental)


06. that was just your life

Like a siren in my head that always threatens to repeat,
Like a blind man that is strapped into the speeding driver's seat,
Like a face that learned to speak, when all it knew was how to bite,
Like a misery that keeps me focused though I've gone astray,
Like an endless nightmare that i must awaken from each day!!

Like Conviction,
A premonition,
Not worthy of so i deny...I deny!!

I blind my eyes and try to force it all into place,
I stitch them up, see not my fall from grace!!
I blind my eyes, I hide and feel it passing me by,
I open just in time to say goodbye!!

Almost like your life,
Almost like your endless fight,
Curse, the day is long,
Realize you don't belong,
Disconnect somehow,
Never stop the bleeding now,
Almost like your fight,
And there it went,
Almost like your life!!

Like a wound that keeps on bleeding to remind me not to think,
Like a raging river drowning when I only need a drink,
Like a poison that I swallow, but i want the world to die!!

Like a release from a prison that I didn't know i was in,
Like a fight to live the past I prayed to leave from way back then,
Like a general without a mission until the war will start again...start again!!

I blind my eyes and try to force it all into place,

I stitch them up, see not my fall from grace.
I blind my eyes, I hide and feel it passing me by,
I open just in time to say goodbye!!

Almost like your life,
Almost like your endless fight,
Curse, the day is long,
Realize you don't belong,
Disconnect somehow,
Never stop the bleeding now,
Almost like your fight,
And there it went,
Almost like your life!!

Like a touch from hell I feel how hot that it can get if you get caught,
Like a strike from heaven turns that key that brings you straight down to your knees
Like a touch from hell to feel how hot that it can get if i get caught,
Like a strike from heaven turns that key that brings you straight down to your knees,

Almost like your life,
Almost like your endless fight,
Curse, the day is long,
Realize you don't belong,
Disconnect somehow,
Never stop the bleeding now,
Almost like your fight,
And there it went,
Almost like your life!!

That was just your life!!


07. the day that never comes

Born to push you around,
Better just stay down.
You pull away,
He hits the flesh,
You hit the ground.

Mouth so full of lies,
Tend to black your eyes.
Just keep them closed,
Keep praying,
Just keep waiting.

(Chorus:)
Waiting for the one!
The day that never comes!
When you stand up and feel the warmth!
But the sunshine never comes!

No the sun shine never comes.

Push you cross that line,
Just stay down this time.
Hide in yourself,
Crawl in yourself,
You'll have your time.

God I'll make them pay,

Take it back one day.
I'll end this day,
I'll splatter color on this gray.

(Chorus)
Waiting for the one!
The day that never comes!
When you stand up and feel the warmth!
But the sunshine never comes!

Love is a four letter word!
And never spoken here!

Love is a four letter word!
Here in this prison!
I suffer this no longer!
I'll put an end to,
This I swear!
This I swear!
The sun will shine!
This I swear!
This I swear!
This I SWEAR!!!


08. the end of the line

Need... More and more
Tainted misery.

Bleed... Battle scars
Chemical affinity.

Reign... Legacy
Innocence corrode.

Stain... Rot away
Catatonic overload.

Choke... Asphyxia
Snuff reality.

Scorch... Kill the light
Incinerate celebrity.

Reaper... Butchery
Karma amputee.

Bloodline... Redefine
Death contagious deity.

Hooked into this deceiver
Need more and more
Into the endless fever
Need more and more

New consequence machine
You burn through all your gasoline.
Asylum overtime
Nevermind...
You've reached the end of the line.

Time... Choke the clock
Steal another day.

Die... Faithfully
Narcissistic fade away.

Twisted... Jump the rail
Shatter the crowd below.

Breaker... Chase the ghost

From latest high to alltime low.

Hooked into this deceiver
Need more and more
Into the endless fever
Need more and more

New consequence machine
You burn through all your gasoline.
Asylum overtime
Nevermind...
You've reached the end of the line.

Drop the hourglass of time
Spilling sand we will not find
As we gather here today
We bid farewell...

The slave becomes the master.
The slave becomes the master.
The slave becomes the master.

The slave becomes the master
Need more and more
Right now and everafter
Need more and more

New consequence machine
You burn through all your gasoline.
Asylum overtime
Nevermind...

Dead hourglass of time
Sand we will not ever find
We gather here today
Say goodbye
Cause you've reached the end of the line.

The end of the line.
The end of the line.
The end of the line.
You've reached the end of the line.


09. the judas kiss

When the world has turned its back
When the days have turned pitch black
When the fear abducts your tongue
When the fire's dead and gone

So what now?
Where go I?

When you think it's all said and done
When you are the ostracized
Selfish written, dead goodbyes
Twisting of the tourniquet
When the pieces never fit

So what now?
Where do go I?

When you think it's all said and done

Bow down
Sell your soul to me
I will set you free
Pacify your demons

Bow down
Surrender unto me
Submit infectiously
Sanctify your demons

Into abyss
You don't exist
Cannot resist
The Judas kiss

When the storm has blacked your sky
Intuition crucify
When the ego strips your reign
Assasinate the living flame

So what now?
Where go I?

When you think it's all said and done
Venom of a life insane
Bites into your fragile veins
Internalize and decimate
Pitting it as complicate

So what now?
Where go I?

When you think it's all said and done

Bow down
Sell your soul to me
I will set you free
Pacify your demons

Bow down
Surrender unto me
Submit infectiously
Sanctify your demons

Into abyss
You don't exist
Cannot resist
The Judas kiss

Judas lives recite this vow
I've become your new god now

Follow you from dawn of time
Whisper thoughts into your mind
Watched your towers hit the ground
Lured the children never found
Helped your kings abuse their crown

In the heart of evil man
Plant the seeds of my own plan
Strong and powerful will fall
Find a piece of me in all
Inside you all

So bow down
Sell your soul to me
I will set you free
Pacify your demons

Bow down
Surrender unto me
Submit infectiously
Sanctify your demons

Into abyss
You don't exist
Cannot resist
The Judas kiss


10. the unforgiven III

How could he know
This new dawn's light
Would change his life forever?

Set sail to sea
But pulled off course
By the light of golden treasure

Was he the one causing pain
With his careless dreaming?
Been afraid
Always afraid
Of the things he's feeling

He could just be gone
He would just sail on
He'll just sail on

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?

How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

These days drift on
Inside a fog
It's thick and suffocating

His sinking life
Outside it's hell
Inside, intoxication

He's run aground
Like his life
Water much too shallow

Slipping fast
Down with his ship
Fading in the shadows

Now a castaway

They've all gone away
They've gone away

How can I be lost
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?

How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

Forgive me
Forgive me not
Forgive me
Forgive me not
Forgive me
Forgive me not
Forgive me
Forgive me
Why can't I forgive me?

(Solo)

Set sail to sea
But pulled off course
By the light of golden treasure

How could he know
This new dawn's light
Would change his life forever?

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?

How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive
So how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

Blonde jokes

Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."

Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"

Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"




A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.  The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police.  A police officer pulled the car over.  A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here.  I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another.  So I  had to swerve to keep from hitting it!"  The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."



A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"



There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.



Blond logic:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!! 

Humour for fun

Sardar Santa Singh ji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well  renowned for all his students do very well in exams.The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires :
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI  AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious . He confronts the principal  and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA,
GADHE KE    PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH .

The principle too is shocked , Santa Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh.

Principal : " Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students  GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH ".
Santa Singh : " Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION . "

Illusions : can you identify them

Some more Newari dishes : recepies

6. TAKHA

Ingredient:

- Buff meat

- Water Garlic paste Salt to taste

- Mustard oil

- Cumin seeds / powder

- Turmeric powder

- Bay leaves

- Chha (leek),

- Coriander Jimbu

- Chopped onion

- Chopped spinach

Method:

- Boil meat in water until it becomes sticky. Or boil it in presser cooker.

- Add salt, giger, garli, cumin, hin (asafoetida), turmeric, coriander, onion, bay leaves and spinach, during boiling.

- Heat the oil in pan and put cumin seeds, chha (leek) and jimbu and pour it in meat stir it well.

- Boil it again for a while.

- Then place it in cold area for a whole night or refrigerate it

- It is ready to serve.

7. SANYA KHUNA / NYAKHUNA

Ingredients :

- Buff soup

- Ginger paste

- Garlic paste

- Red chili powder

- Jjhamsi

- Salt to taste

- Hin (Asafoetida)

- Cumin seeds/ powder

- Turmeric powder

- Bay leaves Chha (leek)

- Coriander leaves

- Mustard oil

- Sanya (dried and flat fish )

Method:

- Boil buff for 5 or 6 hours, or boil it in presser cooker until it becomes sticky.

- Add garlic, ginger, salt, turmeric, hin (Asafoetida), cumin powder, bay leaves , coriander and chili. ( Keep out the meat from soup.)

- Heat the oil in other ( bowl ) and fry the sanya, chha (leek)and cumin seeds. Few min. later add buff soup , and boil it for few min.

- Then pour the buff soup in bowl and place it in cold area for whole night or refrigerate it.

- Now it is ready .

8. SIMPU

Ingredient :

- Simpu

- Garlic paste

- Jimbu

- Ghee Salt to taste

- Coconut

- Cumin powder

Method:

- Soak the simpu for a whole night.

- Boil for 20 min. in presser cooker.

- Before boil add garlic paste, salt and cumin powder as required.

- After 20 min pour it in bowl and add ( chopped )coconut.

- Then heat the ghee in pan and put jimbu, when it will be dark, then pour it in simpu.

- Now the Simpu is ready to serve.

9. BHUTI

Ingredients:

- Bhuti (long bean)

- Cumin powder

- Salt to taste

- Mustard oil

- Turmeric

Method:

- Soak the bhuti for a whole night.

- Boil the bhuti for 20 min. in presser cooker including salt and turmeric.

- Actually it is a dry dish so if water remain after boil, then throw it and put cumin powder and oil.

- The Bhuti is ready to serve.

10. LAINSOO

Ingredients:

- Lainsoo ( dried radish )

- Garlic paste

- Salt to taste

- Turmeric powder Cumin powder

- Mustard oil

- Bay leaves

- Garam masala ( cloves, dalchini )

- Chha (leek) Jimbu Buff soup

Method:

- Soak the lainsoo for a whole night.

- Boil it until it becomes soft.

- Squeeze the lainsoo and chopped it in big pieces.

- Heat the oil in karai, put fine chopped chha (leek), bay leaves, jimbu, turmeric powder and a table spoon of garlic paste.

- When it will be brown, add lainsu.

- Put garam masala, cumin powder, remaining garlic, salt and buff soup.

- Boil it for 15 min.

- The lainsoo is ready to serve.

11. DAYAKULA / KAWAFA

Ingredients:

- Buff meat

- Garlic paste

- Sliced onion

- Salt to taste

- Garam masala

- Sliced and chopped coconut

- Turmeric powder

- Cumin powder

- Fine chopped chha (leek)

- Mustard oil

- Bay leaves

- Chili powder

Method:

- Cut the meat

- Heat the oil.

- Fry onion, garlic, ginger, turmeric, chha (leek), bay leaves for few min.

- Add meat and fry for a while.

- Add remaining spices and coconut and boil until it will be soft.

- Dayakula is ready to serve.

Scientific methods to catch Veerappan the dacoit

1. Newton's Method:

Let Veerappan catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught Veerappan.

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of Veerappan. Due to higher relative velocity, Veerappan will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap Him easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability that Veerappan is in the Jungle. So set the sandal trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to Veerappan. Veerappan is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:

We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass it except Veerappan. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differentiation Method:

Integrate the forest over the entire area. Veerappan is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t Veerappan to trace out Veerappan.

7. The Banta's singh's Method

Don't even try. You'll get caught by Veerappan!

Newari dishes : some recepies

1. CHATANMARI

Ingredients:

- Rice flour

- Water as required

- Minced Egg

- Lentil

Method :

- Mix rice flour with water and make semi solid.

- Take one big spoon and pour it in hot pan (put egg or minced lentil over it as your desire)

- Cover it and leave it for 2 minutes. If you are preparing egg or lentil chatanmari then you need more time and you need to turn other side.

- Chatamari is ready to serve.

2. WO

Ingredients:

- Lentil

- Spices ( ginger paste, garlic paste, cumin powder, hin (asafoetida), salt to test )

- Mustard oil

- Egg

- Minced- meat

Method:

- First soak lentil in water for whole night. Then mince it and mix mentioned spices.

- Hit oil in a pan.

- Take a big spoon of minced lentil and put it in hot pan , and press on it as round shape. If you desire put egg or meat on it and cover it with lentil again.

- Pour some oil on it again, and turn it When it becomes brown it will be ready to serve.

3. YOMARI [Youmari]

Ingredients :

- Rice flour

- Hot water

- Sweets

- Sesame seed

- Molasses

- Khuwa (Nepalese Dairy product, which looks like Ricotta Cheeze)

Method:

- Mix rice flour with hot water and make dough. Cover the dough with a warm and wet cheeze cloth and rest it for 10-15 minutes.

- Apply some oil on your both hands and shape the dough like as shown in picture but make sure that it is hollow.

- Fill it with mixture of sweets, molasses mixed with Sesame seed, khuwa, ground meet or whatever you like, then close the hole.

- Steam it for 20 min.

- Now it is ready to serve. Enjoy!

4. HAKU CHHOYALA

Ingredients:

- Buff meat

- Ginger paste

- Red chili Salt to taste

- Mustard oil

- Cumin powder

Method:

- Roast the meat with smoke fire.

- Cut it into pieces.

- Mix it with mentioned spices and raw oil (usually it prepared spicy and hot.)

- Now it is ready to serve.

 

Various kinds of guitar amps

Once you selected the guitar, the person needs a good amp to use a guitar. Now a day there are different varieties of configuration found in guitar they are:

1. Size
2. Sound and amplifier

These are the different types of configuration present in the guitar.

There are some useful tips to help the people to know more information about guitar and its different types of amps.

The different types of amplifiers is list below:

The amplifiers consist of 4 types they are

1. Solid-state(analog) amplifier
2. Tube amplifier
3. Modeling(digital) amplifier
4. Hybrids amplifier

These are the 4 different types of amplifiers.

Solid-state Amps:

The guitars amps are familiar with the solid-state the solid-state is used in the transistors for getting more power sections. The amps are really responsible very rarely they need to repairs. The solid-state generally have the fresh tone, although some of the person will come with the twist too. The different types of amps mingle with players and give us the strong music, and it depends upon the touring amp so this is also known as solid-state amps and its uses.

Tube Amps:

The tube amps help many guitarists for their moderate performance, in guitar the amp consist of manly tone and also the natural twist is there in this tube amps. Usually the tube amps sound is heavier than the solid-state amps but in this we are using same wattage used in the solid-state amps but in tube amps only we can feel the accurate sound, but we cannot expect this from solid-state amps. Many of the tube amps have different variety of channels it can be controlled from the unclear tones immediately. Tube performance can be worsening the over time, so tubes should be changed rarely so this is also known as tube amps and its uses.

Modeling amps:

(Digital amps)-the modeling amp is used for the digital processors to replicate the sound will be fixed and modern tube technology. With the help of the models the sound tube amplifiers and cabinets are used to put the sound in different types of amps in one box so that the sound can travel in a single way. The modeling amps are changeable; regularly they select the digital sound effects like delay, chorus, etc .for this purpose the modeling amp is used the few will compromise of digital or analog outputs with the narrator simulation for going the recording border of a system so this is also known as modeling amps(digital amps)and its uses.

Hybrid Amps:

Merging the most important kind of guitar amp into the single package, these amps is used for the real tube combination with the help of solid state power part. The Marshall valve state amps is used for pre-defined part and solid-state circuitry in the section of power to make a tube tone with no compulsory use of the power tubes so this is also known as hybrid amps and its uses.

Nepal

Nepal is known for its natural beauty and it offers every bit of satisfaction for the tourists. There is a lot of scope in tourism business in Nepal. There are many beautiful and interesting places, to visit outside the Kathmandu Valley as well,  places of historical importance of noted for natural beauty. Most of them can be easily reached from Kathmandu by road or by air. Kathmandu, the capital and the largest city of Nepal, offers a great view of the mountains as well. Patan is also known as Lalitpur or the "city of fine arts" and is the oldest city in the valley. Bhaktapur or Bhadgaon meaning the "city of devotees" lies 14 km east of Kathmandu. It is the home of medieval art & architecture and still retains its rich medieval aroma. The stupa of Bodhanath lies 8 km east of Kathmandu. It is the biggest stupa in Nepal and is located on flat land and encircled by houses & monasteries. 9 km north of Kathmandu in a small pond at the foot of the Shivapuri Hills lies the half-submerged massive black stone statue of the reclining Vishnu resting on a bed of snakes. Carved out of a hillside, the Chovar gorge is the only outlet for all the waters of the valley. Dakshinkali is 45-minute drive south from Kathmandu. Dhulikhel is well known for its sunrise views and a number of day trails lead along the north ridge of the town. A good way to get a glimpse of Nepalese village life. These comprise some of the important tourist destination within the valley.